you are an absolute idiot, you already know not to actually try
any of this stuff at home. Baraka, JD and I are trained professionals:
They are professional cats and I am a professional idiot. NONE
of the following actually harmed Baraka or JD in any manor, but
their bites and scratches did some work on me; I'll be filing a
suit against them soon. If you have any questions or need more
info, read the Kitty Care Tips FAQ.
This does not advocate ANY violence against cats or ANY animal.
In fact, if I find out you are hurting ANY animal, I will FUCK
kitty to brush his teeth...
Giving kitty a bath...
Making kitty get
kitty to take his medication
Kitty House Cleaning
Conversations with kitty
kittty projects coming soon...
To hear Baraka's Theme Song again, just click the
JD and Baraka highly recommend you check out "the
kitty cat dance" over at g-shack.
$8 trades and direct access to the Catdaq, try Amiritrade.
The only stock trading site run by a cat, Amiri Baraka!