Contributed review by Drkstlkr7 |
| Publisher:
Flying Edge(The SNES version was published by LJN, so I should’ve
known what I was getting into)
Developer: Sculptured Software(Thank God they improved)
Size: 16 megs
No. of players: 2(simultaneously)
Got it for: $4.99, cartridge only. Ten dollars too much
for this one. |
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Ah,
Super WrestleMania, a game I've always wanted to play but never got the
chance to. I didn't realize how lucky I was..
What's it all about?
Take “control” of one of eight WWF superstars from the golden
age and wrestle you way to the top to become the WWF champion. Sounds
like a fun time, huh?
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| Graphics
- The graphics suck. The game came out in '92 and Mario would've
laughed if he saw this game. The sprites sort of look like their
real life counterparts, but damn are they bland with their four frames
of animation. |
| Sound
- I could've made better sounds using bodily functions than
this "game" did.
There are three sound effects in this game: The mat thud, the grunt of
your opponent and the bell. The music is just painful to hear, HBK would
be pissed if he heard his theme song in this cart. |
| Control
- What fucking controls? It was like the buttons on my gamepad
were more of a fucking suggestion instead of a command. Grappling uses
the worst invention in mankind's gaming history: Brainless button-mashing.
Tagging your partner worked once out of the twenty-five times I tried it. |
| AI
- What can I say, I got smacked around by some random fuck
called Papa Shango and owned by Ted DiBiase. The AI in this game
makes Ninja
Gaiden seem fair! It overrides your attempt at an effective offense
if you play on a level over easy or past the first two guys in WWF Championship
mode. |
| Replay
value - I played it once for five minutes, hated it and turned
it off. Then I played Mortal Kombat and came back to this afterwards. I
tried WWF Championship mode and was bitch-slapped repeatedly, which resulted
in me turning the game off again, taking it out of my Genesis and then
giving it Sweet Chin Music(a super kick in the face). That was the
total PLAY
value. |
Tips
for better gaming experiences:
Just
like in Grindhouse: Don’t.
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| My
rating: 5(out of 100) - I'm taking this damn thing back tomorrow
after school. I would rather go play Batman
Forever again, and as a matter
of fact that's exactly what I'm trading this piece of crap in for. |
.gif)
Ministlkr’s review: I just watched him play, but from what
I saw it was total ASS! |
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"Parts
Unknown" is a small suburb of Illinois... |
Blue
was the only color that wasn't broke on the Genesis development kit
they had. |
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I
don't know what's more embarrassing, that make-up or those boots.
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The
Flying-Crotch-to-your-Face finisher! |
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The
Ultimate Jackass?:
Though I'm sure the Ultimate Warrior has had his share of
battles, none seemed to be nearly as amusing as when he attempted to
take on Something
Awful... |
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