| Publisher:
RazorSoft
Developer: RazorSoft
Size: 6 megs
No. of players: 2(simultaneously)
Official Ad: Yes
Got it for: $4.95, cart and box only. I am still finding
it hard to believe I paid it... |
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I
have no fucking idea what is supposed to be happening here...you, apparently,
have joined some sort of fighting tournament...to earn money, I guess. Mondu,
the fat bastard who runs it, sits and watches your pink ass jump around
and get beaten on. Fun, fun, fun.
What's it all about?
Fuck, it's one of the worst fighters you can imagine. You attempt to attack
your opponent, but will secretly wish someone would attack you, so you can
put this piece of shit away....
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| Graphics
- The only upside to the entire game...are the graphics. Not bad,
not bad at all. The backgrounds are fairly interesting and have some nice
scrolling/parallax in them. The characters themselves have a bit of the
ol'EA choppiness going for them, but it's not too bad. |
| Sound
- "Welcome to the Fight Palace"...it still gives me nightmares.
A mediocre assortment of crap music and sound effects, that will make your
balls bleed, accompany you through the horrible gameplay. |
| Control
- Nonexistent. You think MK2 is limited on its jumping and movement!?
Shit, wait until you see this. You sort of move...more like slowly shuffle
your choppy, animated ass around either jumping too short, or completely
over your opponent. |
| AI
- Cheap as fuck! I have *yet* to make it past the first opponent.... |
| Replay
value - ZERO....you will never, ever play this fucking game again...unless
you're really drunk... |
Tips
for better gaming experiences:
Take
the cartridge, find a mallet, put the cartridge on your nuts and slam the
mallet down on them. There, now the game is broke and you have been punished
for buying it.
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| My
rating: 10(out of 100) - What an amazingly bad game! Terrible gameplay,
shit control and AI that will make you want to cry. |
| EGM
gave it: 4, 4, 4, 8(out of 10) |
"That's it, after making me play that game...I'm
leaving!"
Cat's review: I would rather lick my ass than play this game... |
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"Welcome
to the worst game since Batman Forever" |
Believe
it or not, this is one of the best things about the game, and it still
sucks. |
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Here
we have skeleton beating spider with his leg. Thrilling. |
I'm
not even going to comment on this one... |
It's
not just us:
EGM gave this game the "Most
Names for a Game" award in 1992, stating "We said change the
game, not the name!". It went from Tongue of the Fatman to Mondu's
Fight Palace to Slaughter Sport before, unfortunately, coming out. |
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