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Name: Genesis Game Box Decapitation Massacre
Location: Bel's Apt.
Date: 5-07-02
Time: 3:55 PM |
We
arrived on the scene after a call was made to 911. Caller sounded frantic,
sobbing over something about boxes. Normally we deem calls like these
as pranks, but upon running a check on the address we discovered this
is where the demon-puss Baraka lives. Other
than fuckers whose live's are so dull and they are so lonely they have
to crosspost amazingly inane threads from wrestling groups to RGVS for
fun, there is nothing worse than Baraka so we headed there immediately...
When
we arrived at Bel's apt, the door was open...and the place looked to be
deserted. We started our investigation: |
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Crime
Scene Photo 1: The Blood Trail
Upon walking in the apt, a "blood trail" of sorts was found on the
carpet. Genesis box tabs were cut clean off their boxes and left, and like that
piece of shit crossposting bitch-ass troll ANGRY, they were everywhere. |
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Crime
Scene Photo 2: The Sink
A
known hangout of the suspect, Baraka, we find more Genesis box
tabs. |
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Crime
Scene Photo 3: Another Blood Trail
After
the bathroom we found another trail of Genesis box tabs, hopefully
this would lead us to the suspect. |
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Crime
Scene Photo 4: The Food Bowl
Looks
like someone had a tasty bit of cat food, then Genesis box tabs
for dessert! |
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Crime
Scene Photo 5: Caught!
We
have caught the suspect, in the act of eating Genesis box tabs!
Bad cat! |
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Crime
Scene Photo 6: Released
After
a rigorous 24 hours of interrogation(22 of which the suspect slept
on the chair), he admitted that he did indeed maliciously scalp
the Genesis boxes of their tabs. |
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Case
Closed. Suspect was whooped and denied "Whisker Lickens" for
48 hours. He has yet to repeat the offense.... |
Ok,
ok, it sucked.....but wasn't it better than RGVS lately? It's such a
shame to see the neighborhood turn into a breeding ground for trolls like
ANGRY and the rest of his fucking gang of personalities...
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more inane fun, go |
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