Wow, you are the absolute best to ever play the game! NOTHING gets close to how hard you whip ass!! Game after game, you prove that you are the reason grown men run crying from their computers, the reason that small children need counseling and the reason Epic created the Flak Cannon.
"Well, that's enough for now", you say and quit the game. Looking at the clock you scream "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" as you realize that what you thought was only a small bit of time was actually all damn day. It's 10pm! You rush to check your email, to try your best to save your job....but as you open Outlook you are greeted with exactly one email. You're fired....