You have foolishly chosen to start up in Apple's new OS X.

Hmmmmmmm, well, it booted up really quick, and is very pretty; the dock is an amusing bit of eye candy, and you love the genie effect the minimized apps give. Maybe this won't be so bad after all.

Open MS Word and get started working
Open Internet Explorer 5.2.1 and browse the web
Reboot in OS 9