You double click to open MS Word: You are comfortable, you are ready to work and most of all you are ready for the increased stability, speed and ease of use that these new apps(that you were forced to buy because NONE of your old apps work in OSX) provide. Wow, what a cluster fuck that day was, when you found out that not only would you have to buy a new OS, but a new set of the SAME FUCKING APPS you already have.

Putting that aside, you stare at the screen as you are presented with the Word Gallery. You choose to start a new document....

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