Phizer: Viagra

Yes, your penis will be so powerfully hard that complete strangers in the elevator will even take notice...or your money back.

"Did you fuck up and buy a GameCube? When you got home and realized there are only about 2 games you actually want to play on it, felt like a kick to the nuts didn't it? I can tell...I've been staring at your crotch all day. "

"Um, me and the other lesbians from the Arbor Mist commercial are having another get together, maybe you could come by....WITH THAT 8 INCH, ROCK-SOLID COCK IN YOUR PANTS.....maybe?"

"First gay encounter?"
"Put a hit out on the wife?"
"Take a dump in your pants?"
"It's not....it's not the rock hard cock in your pants is it!? Oooohhhh..."

$50 says they are all thinking the exact same thing...

Commercial - Viagra Company - Phizer Macho-My-Penis-is-LARGE-and-HARD-there-for-I-am-a-REAL-Man Ridiculous Factor - 10: Off the fucking charts.
Ok, maybe some will agree with me, perhaps some won't, but if it were me with a problem of this nature, I think I'd take care of it privately....but obviously the pimps at Phizer assume you'd rather be hit with a barrage of commercials focused on men's erections to help drive it home...	Yes, your penis will be so powerfully hard that complete strangers in the elevator will even take notice...or your money back.

"Did you fuck up and buy a GameCube? When you got home and realized there are only about 2 games you actually want to play on it, felt like a kick to the nuts didn't it? I can tell...I've been staring at your crotch all day. "	Our little look into this "hard" man's new life of constant sexual bliss starts with EVERYONE in the fucking world somehow noticing something just a little different with him today.

As he tries to make it through the office he is constantly harassed by those of the opposite sex who are trying to pretend they don't know why "he" looks so different...	"Um, me and the other lesbians from the Arbor Mist commercial are having another get together, maybe you could come by....WITH THAT 8 INCH, ROCK-SOLID COCK IN YOUR PANTS.....maybe?"

"First gay encounter?" "Put a hit out on the wife?" "Take a dump in your pants?" "It's not....it's not the rock hard cock in your pants is it!? Oooohhhh..."	Then, of course, comes the closet case, constantly running into him in the hall, then blasting him with a barrage of questions as to his new friend's condition.
This penis odyssey ends with the guy leaving the building, strutting majestically down the hall as he claims his title of "King Hard Penis Man" of the day. His co-workers just stare, disturbingly, at him all the way out.	$50 says they are all thinking the exact same thing...
Closing thoughts: I swear to God this commercial was made in Texas, home of the bigger penis complex. See, here in Hell...er, Texas, big-truck-driving-men....well, being dumb as brick, really only have one thing going for them: They have a penis. Now, when challenged, they can resort to a myriad of childish reactions such as: 1. Hitting the gas in their Ford-extended-cab-dually when you attempt to go faster then them on the highway(see, if your car goes faster than theirs, then you must have a bigger penis, and they can't have that). 2. Screaming about kicking the shit out of you(as they hate being called "Shit Kickers", why they always threaten with that phrase is truly puzzling). and finally, my favorite, 3. If you really have much bigger penis, and it REALLY scares them, they run and get their other hick friends to come and "kick the shit out of you" as to them, more people means more penis....bigger penis....bigger than yours!