Commercial
- The Rugby Bunch
Company - Old Navy
Annoyance Factor - 10: You will actually want that old
bitch to come back...
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Jesus, I have YET to find another series of commercials that has continuously
found new ways to piss me off as much as Old Navy does. The latest piece
of shit they've come up with is this "Rugby Bunch" disgrace. |
I
would almost rather be raped with a luxor lamp(light bulb end in first,
please)than watch these commercials. |
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"If
I were a priest, I'd molest the oldest one first!" |
Ok,
maybe I missed it; was I behind some dumpster giving head to a 40 year old
guy or something, where the fuck was I when stripes came back!? |
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| Being
that this is America, no commercial would be complete without some minority
getting hit or slammed by something. Thankfully, it's only a sponge....this
time. |
Alright,
Vietnam vets all over the country are cheering! Remember, here at Old
Navy we support the WHITE race... |
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"Ok,
it's time for the gang bang part of the commercial....oh wait, where's
the midget?" |
Ok,
now granted, the market, for us, sucks ass right...but for celebrities too?
Christ, I'd rather do anal porn with donkeys than star in this bullshit... |
| They all
look happy, but doesn't that first boy look at little too happy? |
"...the
youngest one with downs..." |
Closing
thoughts:
Son of a bitch, these fucking commercials annoy the piss out of me! God,
I actually wish they'd dig up that old lady they used to have on there,
roll her around in a wheelbarrow wearing Old Navy clothes or something. |
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