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- Various Company - Various Disturbance Factor - 9: Tremor....fucking TREMOR!? |
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We've all seen them...many, many times. The allergy commercials aren't half bad, but then you get into these motherfuckers talking about herpes outbreaks!? Jesus, I am eating spaghetti here, I don't want to think about some guy's nuts bleeding! |
"You know when your left nut isn't feeling well" |
"Thank God we traded in our allergies for the high amount of white trash here in the Wal-Mart parking lot!" |
Yes folks...unless you submit, and take our glorious medication, your family may too be exiled... |
The sexual side effect of the herpes medication is that NOONE will have sex with your herpe-ridden ass! |
"I came to this river to wash the herpes off..." |
"My boss just left for her weekend getaway of trying to wash her herpes off....I hope she drowns. Dirty bitch, that's what she gets for letting a pack of wild dobermans run the train on her." |
Whatever happened to good'ole claustrophobia!? Replaced with a more marketable barrage of bullshit disorders. |
I love the complex graphs and visuals they use to help you understand why their drugs are for you. Where's the picture of the guy taking a dump in a bucket on the corner of the street, in front of a line of seniors waiting for the bus, because he couldn't make it to the bathroom before his pants started foaming(thanks to yet another side effect of these drugs)? |
Believe it or not, this is actually what it looks like inside 90% of your body. |
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