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- Painter Pants Company - Old Navy Hardcore Humping Factor - 10 - This guy will hump *anything*!!! |
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| Holy shit, I've never seen this much steering wheel humping in all my life! Christ, in every scene this guy is humping something...it's unbelievable! We start off with Sir Humps Alot on a tractor singing...and humping...a steering wheel! |
 "Give it to me you bitch, you cunt, you slut...you LOVE it!" |
 "What should I hump now? Oh, sweet Jesus, thank you!!!" |
It wouldn't be an Old Navy commercial if we didn't get the mandatory shots of young boy's asses! As you can tell, our hardcore-humping host approves! |
| After the non-stop sexual barrage of the man who would hump a cast iron pot if he had it, we are treated to MORE humping! What in the fuck is wrong with this guy!? Morgan is *RIGHT* there dude, no reason to start banging away on that pinch fork! |
 "Oh yes, I can't wait for the splinters!" |
Closing thoughts: If you see this guy coming your way, I'd run. He manages to hump a steering wheel and a pinch fork all in the same 30 second commercial! |
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