Commercial - Dancin' Guy
Company - K-Mart
Homosexuality Factor - 10: Can't quite believe it at first.
Ok, let me start off by saying that I have indeed been to the Village(a local gay dance club here in Dallas) and I have YET to see anything THIS GAY, even there. What the fuck this commercial has to do with anything is beyond me...

"Hey dad, rather than on Jerry Springer, I've decided to come out on a nationally run TV commercial, so ALL of your friends can see it!"
   

Why God, why hast thou forsaken thee!?
 At first, you grab the remote, hit the "info" button just to make sure you're not on Showtime and this is "Queer as Folk" or something. After that, you just begin hitting your remote...against your head.
   
It's almost hypnotic, you can't not watch it. Everytime it comes on, my jaw drops through the fucking floor. It's like being hit in the nuts with a croquet mallet: You're stunned, and feel like you're going to puke.

It never really seems to end. Toward the end, he actually starts swinging his arms in a winning manor...

Closing Comments:
Goddamn.....I just don't even know where to begin with this. I mean how much second hand cocaine did these motherfuckers snort before coming up with this one? Also, who the hell has the balls to stand up during a company meeting and go "Hey, I got this great idea for an ad. How about we get some guy, put him in OUR underwear and let him dance around the screen like he's waiting for Richard Simmons!?"