Commercial - Enzyte
Company - Lifekey Healthcare
Let's talk about my penis right here at the dinner table Factor - 8: Penis all over...
You know, it's amazing what the government will and won't let slide on TV. Scenes of extreme violence are right out, but if you want to talk about penis for 30 seconds, they seem to have no problems with it...

"What's the noise? Oh, it's your huge penis hanging out of your pant leg, knocking tables over and tripping people. I thought it was that damn mail boy again."
   

"As I can't read PlayGirl here at the pediatrician's office, I thought I'd bring this book that talks about making my penis bigger. I'm sure no one will mind..."
 The best thing about the commercial is the portrayal of our two inch penis-owning main character. He's always smiling. ALWAYS. If I were looking into penis enlargement A) I wouldn't be doing it in public and B) Wouldn't be smiling about it.
   
Then, of course, they have to show you the wives' opinion on it all. Happy, happy, happy.

"Yes, finally, a nine foot cock that I didn't have to go to the local farm to enjoy! "
   
I don't know what I find most amusing about this last scene: The obvious or the fact that they have some guy with a hungry look in his eyes holding it.

Closing thoughts:
Sweet Jesus, I don't even know what to say. I watch this commercial in complete awe. Apparently, you have to have balls to try to slide this past the censors, just not a large penis. I guess the moral here is: Sure, talk about your penis, do it for long periods of time, it's ok...I'm just eating dinner...