Commercial - Sand Statue
Company - Arbor Mist
Homosexuality Factor - 8: What the fuck!?
For those of you unfortunate enough to taste the wonderfully-low alcohol "wine" known as Arbor Mist, I think you'll agree when I call it Kool-Aid Plus. This commercial starts off with a group of alcoholic-nomad wanderers who stumble across a vaguely lesbian get together.

"You want us to do what for this piece of shit wine?"
   

"Jane, have you ever thought of going lesbian? Could be just the extremely low level of the alcohol in this shit-drink, but you're one sexy bitch."
 After begging for a simple sip of this camel piss, the ladies inform the gentlemen they will have to work for it. Their initial idea? Sculpt a naked man, out of sand, with their bare hands...
   
Ok, though the commercial has these guys building this statue in about 10 seconds, if you look at it, it's pretty clean. I am betting these guys had their hands all over it(ALL over it), for quite some time.

"I don't know about you guys, but running my hands over his sandy ass....well, Carl, you wanna fuck?"
   

"Just what I've always wanted, sandy cock in my mouth!"
Alright, whore #1 is happy with it, can't wait for the sandy pleasure she's sure it'll bring. For ALL that work, these "alkies" are gonna get them some Arbor Mist! Yay!

Closing thoughts:
This commercial....fucking-a it just pisses me off when it comes on the air. The only thing that keeps me from hitting the TV with a fucking brick is that fact that I could never do anything to hurt my baby, my 27-inch Panasonic-Panablack. Just the fact that these lesbo bitches think they hold any power over anyone by holding out on the Arbor Mist, is ridiculous. The fact that these motherfuckers actually do something to get it is bad enough, but what they build...I just don't know....is a naked man the first thing that comes to your mind when you want alcohol!?