Wow, after that insanely long wait, Word finally opens. As you type you notice that the words never seem to catch up to you, that the whole thing seems sluggish. Blindly, you believed Apple when they said that OSX could run on any revision of iMac(yeah-fucking-right), but am now very quickly realizing it was a blatant lie. This is not "running", this is crawling. You begin to wonder how Apple could fuck over the general majority of their user base(the user base who bought early, and helped keep Apple from bankruptcy) by releasing an OS that won't run on anything less than a G4 with a high end video card. Since you can't upgrade your processor or your video card, you, and the rest of the old school iMac owning community, are fucked.

Reboot in OS 9
Shoot an email to Apple telling them how much you appreciate this
Switch the the PC